There was a bank robbery. Or, more accurately, there was an attempted bank robbery. The bank was a counter outlet with two tellers within a large grocery store.
Approaching the bank counter with a note, a man demands all of the money in the teller’s drawer. Amy, the teller, looks the man in the eye, demanding back, “Do you have a withdrawal slip?”
Knocked off course and flustered by the unexpected question, the man stammers, “No.”
“Well, at this bank in order to withdraw money, you need to have and complete a withdrawal slip. No slip. No money,” Amy concludes firmly.
Dazed and confused, the would-be robber turns to leave the store. The police arrive shortly.
Later, a short report of the incident appears in the local paper, cautioning readers never to behave as Amy did and, instead, hand over any funds that are available.
But, if you knew Amy—one of my favorite bank tellers ever—you, too, would understand why that man left empty handed.